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Functional Health: Designed For Moms
Because Motherhood Should NOT Cost You Your Health
Functional health designed for moms who are tired of being told their exhaustion, hormone symptoms, and feeling “off” are just part of motherhood.
Using functional testing, DNA insights, and your health history, we dig into why you don't feel like yourself and create a plan based on what your body actually needs.
So you can stop guessing and start feeling better—with more energy for your kids, more patience, more presence, and enough left in the tank to enjoy your own life, too.
Your symptoms deserve a closer look. We'll investigate your unique biology, connect the clues, and figure out what may actually matter for YOUR body, instead of blindly throwing another protocol at the problem.
The Gene Scene combines DNA insights, functional health testing, and personalized coaching to help you understand why you feel the way you do—and what actually deserves your attention.
I’m sure you’ve tried a lot already.
You’ve changed your diet, tried the supplements, followed the online advice, maybe even had the bloodwork done - and yet you’re still wondering why you feel exhausted, foggy, inflamed, hormonal, or just...angry, irritated & burnt out.
And when everyone has a different answer - or a 47-step health routine that starts at 5 a.m. It makes you think, What the hell? Who has three months off, no work, no children, no laundry, and $30k to spend on red lights and oxygen chambers?!
Yeah. No. At least not here.
You don’t need another massive list of things to do. Or, even worse, another long list of foods you can’t eat. You need to know what actually matters for YOUR body.
What if I told you there is an instruction manual for your body that no one has given you yet?
Your DNA contains information unique to you — and when we know how to read it, we can use that information to create personalized health recommendations based on your body, not just the latest fad people are selling.
It’s the piece of the puzzle that can help explain why something that works beautifully for someone else might not be the right approach for you.
No more guessing. You're done googling at midnight. Not more trial and error.
How to work with me:
You deserve more than “your labs are normal.”
You deserve someone who will actually look at the clues your body is sending and find solutions.
Because common does not mean normal. And feeling like crap should NOT be dismissed. Whether you need help connecting the first few clues or you're ready to crack the whole case, we'll start with you — your biology, your data, your symptoms, and your real life.
At Gene Scene, we investigate your individual biology so you can stop Googling, guessing, and buying random supplements at midnight.
Let's figure out what your body actually needs beyond generic wellness advice and one-size-fits-all protocols, that aren’t even designed for real life.
Crack Your Case
Six months to stop guessing and start understanding your body.
This is for the mom who knows there’s more to the story — and is ready to actually figure it out.
We’ll dig deeper with expanded DNA insights and functional testing to uncover what may be driving your symptoms, determine what deserves our attention first, and build a personalized strategy that works in your actual life.
And because the last thing you need is 19 supplement bottles from three different stores, we take personalization one step further with custom supplement formulation — giving you exactly what we’ve determined you need in a way that’s actually realistic to keep up with.
Because you don't need more stuff to do. You need to know what actually matters.
Not sure about a 6 month commitment? I’ve got you. Start with Connect the Clues, our DNA test with consultation option.
Less commitment, and still a whole lot more clarity.
I'm a mom of 3, a certified Integrative Nutrition Health Coach and Precision Health Practitioner. After more than 20 years of experience in health and wellness, I founded The Gene Scene.
Hi!
I’m Joline
But I didn't find my way into this work because health came easily to me. Quite the opposite.
I Know What It's Like to Feel Terrible.
I struggled with health issues for decades. After becoming a mom of 3, things got debilitating! Even ten minutes of exercise could leave me so exhausted I could barely function for days. I had a family and a life I wanted to enjoy, but I felt so terrible I couldn't enjoy anything.
I've Been the Woman Desperately Looking for Answers.
I spent time and money trying to figure out what was wrong, doing all the things I was “supposed” to do, and still wondering why I didn't feel better. I know how frustrating it is to keep trying without knowing what actually matters.
My Body Needed a Different Approach.
What changed things wasn't doing more. It was learning how my own genetics could influence my health and why generic advice wasn't necessarily right for MY body. I needed to understand my own biology instead of continuing to guess.
That's Why I Created The Gene Scene.
I see the suffering women are going through, and I'm here to help end it. Today, I help moms cut through the overwhelming amount of health advice they're handed, investigate their individual biology, and identify what may actually be contributing to their symptoms. We use DNA insights, functional testing, and personalized support to connect the clues and build a plan that works in their real lives.
Because I've been the woman desperately looking for answers. Now I help other women find theirs.
“She took her time to find out what was going on and somehow she had a remedy for everything I was running into”
“She also followed up after each visit with a detailed email explaining exactly what I needed to do, very simple and not overwhelming.”
–D.P., ClientJust because you’re a superhero doesn’t mean you can run on empty.
Moms have superpowers, so we act like they shouldn’t need anything. But even superheroes can have their power drained or weakened. Being capable of incredible things doesn’t mean your body can run forever without proper recovery, energy, nourishment, rest, and support.
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If you’re with me that motherhood shouldn’t cost you your health, let’s change the game.
You don't need to become a full-time wellness expert to feel better. You need the right information, the right priorities, and a plan you can actually follow.
Let's figure out what your body has been trying to tell you.